Bull Terrier Buff Prints

A tough dog scratches and barks.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Beanirrito"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

We never roam anymore.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Down on Her.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Matador.

A centi-stampede.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Dog

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"Is that a new watch?"