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A tough dog scratches and barks.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Beanirrito"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Oh Hi!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

Down on Her.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Matador.

A centi-stampede.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

Dog

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

"Is that a new watch?"