Bear Buff T-Shirts

"Leave it alone, Larry...those things are loaded with saturated fat and cholesterol!"

Wild Window Washers

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

The Bear Bones

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Welcome Spring.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Oh Hi!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

Get on with it!

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

A centi-stampede.