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Welcome Spring.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Get on with it!

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Tipping Pain Chart

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"But I use all of them!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'D'you have any salt?'

Egg Buggy

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist