Bear Buffs Mugs

Welcome Spring.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Get on with it!

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Bees v Wasps

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"But I use all of them!"

Tipping Pain Chart

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

Egg Buggy

'D'you have any salt?'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

Easter bunny Island.