Bull And Bear Buff Mugs

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Welcome Spring.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Oh Hi!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Don't let our profits go south. You know what I'm like when we get in the RED!'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Matador.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

A centi-stampede.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

Brown cow

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"Is that a new watch?"

Dog

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Bear market. The demise of the bull market.