Bull And Bear Buff Gifts

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Welcome Spring.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Matador.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

A centi-stampede.

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

"Is that a new watch?"

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

Dog

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

Brown cow

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Aways read the small print.

Bear market. The demise of the bull market.