Bull And Bear Jester Gifts

Rest Rooms - bullsbears.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Sick Rancher Humor

"Another slander suit!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

He Did It!

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Boomerang fetching

Never poke fun.

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Yorich's last jest.'

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'