Bull And Bear Jester T-Shirts

Rest Rooms - bullsbears.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Another slander suit!"

Sick Rancher Humor

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Boomerang fetching

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

He Did It!

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Never poke fun.

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'