Bull And Bear Watcher Gifts

"Looks like the market's about to take a downturn."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Swan Fairy Tales

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Duck Hunt

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.