Bear Watching Gifts

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

"Don't worry, he won't bother you! Yes, he has a can of bear-spray, but he can see I have a gas-mask..."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Swan Fairy Tales

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bears catching fish

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'