Bear Watching Pillows

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

"Don't worry, he won't bother you! Yes, he has a can of bear-spray, but he can see I have a gas-mask..."

Unintentional Self Baiting

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Zoo.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Tourists

Swan Fairy Tales

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.