Bear Watcher Gifts

David takes a break from his internet stock trading and discovers an omen -- the constellation Ursa Major, known as the 'Big Bear'.

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Tallyho!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'