Bear Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

People wanted For Taste Test.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

"For the last bloody time, I won't forget the honey!"

'Harvesting already, I see...'

"One cup of coffee after September and he's back and forth to the toilet all winter!"

'No no no - the narrator didn't say that, he said this...'

Public service announcement for bears.

'Why of course I won't hurt the nice man. Now run along and play.'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

"They can travel for hundreds of miles without seeing another one of their kind; you're not going to get them to fill in the first three rows."

"You're always sure of a big surprise in the woods today"

"You forgot to cancel the newspaper delivery for the winter!"

Cute Yellow Bear

'I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...'

'Oh, don't feel bad. They say it happens to all men at some point. But then again, I never did hear of it happening to a bear!'

'I say we change the word bears to humans and put this sign on their grocery store.'

'...And she's still there!!'

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

"Boss, a copyright lawyer would like to talk to you..."

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

Bear on Airplane

"Seriously? You're all called "Teddy" too?! I guess our parents must like conventional names..."

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

Hibernation channel

"Not to mention your bee-stung lips."

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'