Bear Lover Gifts

'...And this is my man cave.'

Solar bear.

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

"Okay - here they come. Remember, it's a lot like catching salmon only spit out the poles."

'Must be getting late - it's suddenly gone dark.'

LOOK BHIND U!

'Rats! My inbox has filled up with spam over winter...'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Wake Us in the Event of A Bear Market

'He's much happier now-he wasn't at all impressd with that leather recliner!'

Proof that Bears Do S**t In The Woods.

The Ring Bearer

'I'm tired of honey and fish..I'm seriously considering becoming a man eater.'

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

"What would the world be like without wine? I can't bear to think of it."

'Your honor, the jury is deadlocked, 11 to 1.'

'Of course, if your father was any kind of provider, we'd be eating fresh salmon for breakfast!'

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

'They're using honey to draw us out! Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

'Of course his teeth are white, he's a MOLAR BEAR!'

"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."

Forest Service Report

Weed Bear

'Condo Restaurants! An all you can eat buffet!'

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

I hibernated with him, but I felt so guilty about it in the spring.

"Before bears got so smart, people used to be journalists."

'The bears have monetized their brand.'

'I hate these time share things!'

Let's play "passive bear, aggressive bear." Fine

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em