Playful Bear Lover Gifts

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Check out the old dude.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Baby Bear.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'