Polar Bear Lover Gifts

Solar Bear

'You guys better be here only for a bit of polar bear watching!'

'You're not going to believe the day I've had.'

Polar bear lolly

'Happy birthday Frank!...'

'I still can't believe my wife gave me a sand wedge for my birthday...'

"You can always spot the ones brought up in captivity"

"You knew I was bi-polar when you married me!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Check out the old dude.'

The melting polar ice caps

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Atomic Bear: Part 13

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Polar bears

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

LOOK BHIND U!

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."