Polar Bear Fanatic Gifts

"I specialize in snapping the Aurora Borealis and selling prints online..."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

The melting polar ice caps

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Polar bears

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Aargh, Many Trees

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

We're barely gonna make it!

Arctic 2050.

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"