Polar Bear Fans Gifts

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

The melting polar ice caps

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Polar bears

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Aargh, Many Trees

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Arctic 2050.

We're barely gonna make it!

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."