Polar Bear Enthusiasts Gifts

"Anywhere with ice...a lot of ice."

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

"What's the water like?"

'It's fun to scare them when they're wearing snow shoes: They run funny!'

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

"That pesty polar bear is ice fishing again."

Polar bear freeing a trapped submarine

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

The melting polar ice caps

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

Baby Bear.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'