Polar Bear Enthusiast Gifts

Bi-polar bear: 'Woo hoo! I feel great! On the other hand...life is essentially bleak...'

Global warming in the poles

The melting polar ice caps

"Gus seems prepared to roll with the punches when it comes to climate change."

'I hope there was no one we knew on that iceberg!'

"Welcome!"

'These latest surveys are very reassuring.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

We're barely gonna make it!

"This never gets easier."

'If there's one thing I find really boring , it's synchronized penquin swimming'.

"That's a difinite sign of global warming!"

Disappearing Arctic sea ice forces polar bears to swim incredible distances to find food...

'You're all about the polar bears until one shows up at the door.'

Arctic 2050.

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"So, Jenny says I'm losing interest in her and thinks I'm a bi polar. Why she would say that? I never have mood swings."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'What makes you think winters are getting colder?'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

It's a phase

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

Bipolar bear.

'The first rule in hunting polar bears is be prepared for surprises.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Putin´s North Pole

"Her divorce lawyer was better than mine: Our iceberg was split 10%/90%, but I got the submerged part..."

"Sigh, I was only five minutes late, but of course, the dinner was then cold, so she was upset..."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"It suits me, doesn't it? And it's not unethical because it's from a climatologist!"

"Me? - Oh, I've been self-isolating all my life. . .!"

"...global warming. . . global cooling. . ."

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"