Polar Bear Admirer Gifts

"If you think global warming is bad, wait until the menopausal hot flashes kick in."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

'The sky is falling...'

'No ice for me thanks: I'm sick of ice everywhere...'

'Stop complaining at least he's keeping us warm...'

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

Fisherman and polar bears

Winter & Spring

Inconvenient Christmas.

The interested bystanders.

Aargh, Many Trees

"That is so angry white male!"

Beware of polar bears: Old Samuel's last day at work.

Polar bears waiting for fish and toast.

'Looks like a big hotdog, doesn't it?'

Polar Bear Challenges Another Bear

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Swim ten miles to the next icefloe.'

"The fish is actually the bait: I'm fishing for seals..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

The melting polar ice caps

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Polar bears

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'