Polar Admirer Gifts

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

The interested bystanders.

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Are you cold dear?"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."