Polar Admirer Pillows

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

The interested bystanders.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

The melting polar ice caps

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Are you cold dear?"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

The Lemmings of Montauk