Arctic Admirer Pillows

'For the last time, our son is not backwards. He's just dyslexic.'

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'

'I hate Mondays!'

'The conformity doesn't bother me, but sorting the laundry is hell.'

The melting polar ice caps

"Apparently, not everyone dislikes the cold weather we're having."

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

"Are you cold dear?"

"The glaciers are angry."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

Polar bears and reflections #2 One bear.

"So how do you like my makeover?"

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'

'And what did you get me?'

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

Ice Whaling

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Good News about winter

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"