Alaska Admirer Pillows

Welcome to GNOME Alaska

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I know it's gassy...'

The melting polar ice caps

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Are you cold dear?"

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Snow is falling...

Penguin job interview

"I'm addicted to water."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"The glaciers are angry."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

Ski-ers.

BEER BELLY

I Love Winter!

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Ice Whaling

American high street

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"So how do you like my makeover?"

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'

Old Man Winter

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'

penguin fishing

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

'And what did you get me?'

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

Penguin motivational speakers.