Antarctic Admirers Pillows

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The melting polar ice caps

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Are you cold dear?"

Snow is falling...

'The penguin is upset...'

Penguin job interview

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

One of a kind.

Football fan

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"The glaciers are angry."

"Get a life!"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'Polly wants on-line.'

I Love Winter!

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

Ice Whaling