Arctic Animal Admirer Pillows

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Winter 2010: Washington, DC.

"Well yes, I'm an Arctic Wolf, but sorry, I've never come across Santa's workshop..."

PUN-guins

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

TSA Noah

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'