Antarctic Admirers T-Shirts

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The melting polar ice caps

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Are you cold dear?"

Snow is falling...

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

'The penguin is upset...'

Penguin job interview

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

One of a kind.

Football fan

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"Get a life!"

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"The glaciers are angry."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Flashpoint: Arctic!

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

I Love Winter!

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

Ice Whaling