Arctic Admirers T-Shirts

"Nice place you've got here"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The melting polar ice caps

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Are you cold dear?"

"Krill, baby, krill."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Snow is falling...

'The penguin is upset...'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Penguin job interview

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

One of a kind.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"The glaciers are angry."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Jurassic Ark

"Get a life!"

Flashpoint: Arctic!

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'