Arctic Admirers Gifts

"Nice place you've got here"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The melting polar ice caps

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Are you cold dear?"

Penguin job interview

'The penguin is upset...'

Snow is falling...

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

One of a kind.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Jurassic Ark

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"The glaciers are angry."

"Get a life!"

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

I Love Winter!

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

Ice Whaling