Antarctica Admirer Gifts

penguin fishing

No Cold Callers

Penguin job interview

"Noce electric blanket. . . Now ya' just need a lead 3,486 kilometres long. . ."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

The star hunters

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

The melting polar ice caps

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

"Are you cold dear?"

Save Mars

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"