Arctic Explorer Admirer Gifts

'Come and look - I've built a moat!'

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

The melting polar ice caps

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Penguin

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Penguin Remote

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Are you cold dear?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Bored?'

Snow is falling...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Penguin job interview

Penguin of the Month.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Running out of Gas.

A polar bear holds a press conference.

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Polar Bear Fishing.

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

"B*gger! Another victim of white male privilege."

"What? You mean this old thing?"