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penguin fishing

No Cold Callers

Penguin job interview

"Noce electric blanket. . . Now ya' just need a lead 3,486 kilometres long. . ."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

The star hunters

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

The melting polar ice caps

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Save Mars

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Are you cold dear?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.