Atoll Admirer Pillows

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

The melting polar ice caps

"It makes me want to pee."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Are you cold dear?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

The Lemmings of Montauk