Lake Admirer Pillows

"I just had a crazy idea: Let's sell the kids."

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fishing direction sign.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'