Great Lakes Admirer Pillows

'Hey, anyone here from Lake Erie?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Piranhaclaus

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"I like fountains very much!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Ben!'

Mermaid spawning time.

"All I see is more trees."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Mt. Tushmore

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Eagle

"Emojis fail me."

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

Artist and mountains

Ski-ers.

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.