Great Lakes Admirer Gifts

'Hey, anyone here from Lake Erie?'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Piranhaclaus

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Mountain Dads

Mermaid spawning time.

"All I see is more trees."

'Ben!'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Mt. Tushmore

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Eagle

"Emojis fail me."

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

Ski-ers.