Swan Lake Admirer Gifts

Swan Lake dancers wearing party hats.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Odette from Swan Lake

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"I like fountains very much!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Ben!'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Mermaid spawning time.

Parrot

"All I see is more trees."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Mt. Tushmore

"Emojis fail me."

Pirate Paddle Boat.

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

Artist and mountains

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

Odile

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."