Swan Lake Lover Gifts

Ballerina

Odette from Swan Lake

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Canadian Canoe.

Man painting MOM on boat

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.