Swan Admirer Gifts

The Seventh Day of Christmas

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

"Well, you've certainly come to the right place."

"I started to get suspicious when, during the duck season, the hunters were shooting at my family and friends, but never at me..".

The Fourth Little Pig

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Odette from Swan Lake

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"No, son. Let him finish."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Shark Chum

Shark Fishing

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

Celine Dion

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Freedom of the Press

Pirate Paddle Boat.

tortoise: 'I remember Darwin...set hot tea on my back.'

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...