Swine Admirer Gifts

Hog and Kisses

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Teddy and friends.

No, I don

"Charming, absolutely charming."

You are what you eat!

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Danth battle?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

ATM withdrawal

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."