Swine Lover Gifts

'She hates to see me happy.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Today's special... donuts.

Head over Hooves

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I said slime."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hamlet

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

The Music Critic.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Is the slop fresh?"

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Sewee-Cide.

Dressed as Sweets

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Danger Noodle tho bored

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'