Swine Supporter Gifts

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I can't afford to feed you anymore. . .'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Support group for sheep.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

All the best

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

About this dependant of yours...

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"