Sheep Supporter Gifts

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

Sheep fetching crook.

Support group for sheep.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Be grateful you were born a wool-lamb, and not a meat-lamb!'

Jim's Mowing Services

A cow ventriloquist.

A sheep shaves their wool to create a rain cloud

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Sheep Ledger

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Going Down?

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'