Sheep Enthusiast Gifts

'That one's dyslexic.'

"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."

'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

EWE 2.

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Hello, Census Bureau? Another one of your census-takers fell asleep on our doorstep!'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Sheep gang up on the sheep dog.

Thinking about work.

"You can always count on me."

"I don't care if you are an insomniac. Get off my land and stop counting my sheep!"

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I don't know how they got up there either.'

Sheep's Road Crossing

'I don't understand. I haven't done anything to encourage them...'

'Andrew. Did you shear your sisters bangs?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

A Sheepish World.

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

'I don't know how many sheep you have. I fall asleep every time I try to count them.'

'Just a trim or the usual three bags full?'

"Is this the ride on lawn mower you advertised?"

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"Baaaad hair day."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Baaaa....humbug.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'