Sheepherding Aficionado Gifts

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Static cling."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'zzz sleep.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

A (P)ram.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Sheepdog Security

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.