Sheepdog Aficionado Gifts

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Welcome to the Team

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Sheep Ledger

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Spot the fur ball.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Fricka arrives.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Can we keep him?'

A (P)ram.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."