Shepherd Aficionados Gifts

The Black Sheep

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Sheep Ledger

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Quick, follow that star

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Sheepdog Security

A (P)ram.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .