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The Black Sheep

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Quick, follow that star

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

A (P)ram.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Sheepdog Security

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'